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and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to


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this is somewhere between mildly concerning and absolutely hysterical that this is a real problem

omfg i didn’t  this was like a real thing, like I heard that it was was thing a UMass Amherst but OMFG
  • Shepard: Attention, Mako passengers! This is your pilot speaking. Buckle up, we're going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence--
  • Tali: Shepard.
  • Shepard: --because Joker just bet me I couldn't do a sweet back flip in this thing--
  • Tali: Shepard!
  • Shepard: --and let's just say I'm about to be 20 credits richer real soon.
  • Tali: SHEPARD!
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  • i do not ship the fandom's main ship: a lesson in agony
  • I shipped the popular ship and they're all doing it wrong: a lesson in uncomfortable annoyance
  • I fucking hate the fandom's main ship: a lesson in barely contained fury
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  • quality blog: starts following me
  • me: wait what are you doing
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